A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person
and
ended up with a local co-ed who could work evenings and
weekends.
She had one eccentric characteristic (which was unknown
when she was hired)
she wore short skirts and no underwear. Needless to say
she was a real beauty and
had a figure to die for.
The bakery has a small storefront so it was necessary to
have the various products on shelves and then use a ladder
to reach the uppermost
items. The item that had previously been least popular
but was fast becoming the most
popular with gentlemen in particular was rasin bread,
which was kept on the
uppermost shelf.
One day an elderly gentleman came in and ordered a loaf of
bread. The young lady without
thinking scurried up the ladder and then realized she had
not asked the
gentleman what kind of bread he had wanted so she nodded
and
asked, "Raisin?"
"No, he replied but it is beginning to twitch just a
little."