Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence
that they make love
in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she
flipped on her
reading lamp one passionate night - only to find a
cucumber in his hand.
"Is this", she asked, pointing to the
vegetable, "what you've been
using on me for the fast 5 years?"
"Honey, let me explain.."
"Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son
of a -"
"Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly
interjected, "maybe you'd
like to explain our three kids?"
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