A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy. Her
husband
isn't there, and she doesn't want to name them without him
seeing them first. But the hospital insists that the
babies
must be named by the end of the day. Crazy Uncle Louie
overhears
this and he names them (unbeknowst to the couple). Later
the
husband arrives, and the happy couple are set to name the
babies when a nurse informs them that Uncle Louie already
took
care of that. "Oh no!" they cry. "He's crazy and doesn't
know what he's doing. What names did he pick?" The nurse
says, "Well, he named the girl Deniece." "Whew, not bad.
In
fact, that's nice. And how about the boy?" "Denephew."
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