Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding
anniversary. Jack says to
Betty, "Betty, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on
me?"
Betty replies, "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question
now? You don't
want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want
to know.
Please..." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you
really wanted to
start the business on your own and no bank would give you
a loan? Remember,
then one day the bank president himself came over the
house and signed the
loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more
than ever, to do
such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack
and you were
needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would
touch you? Then
remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do
the surgery
himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Betty, you should do such a thing for
me, to save my
life. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a
thing, you must
really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all
right then, when
was number 3?"
"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really
wanted to be
president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"