There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and
the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman
Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that
restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there.
We've got dogs with us."
The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my
lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the
Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he
starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry,
mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't
understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog."
The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He answers, "Yes, they're using them now; they're very
good and protect me from robbers, too."
The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so
he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk
in.
Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets
allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand.
This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua?????? They
gave me a Chihuahua?!"
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