A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the
check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you
don't do
the following, your husband will surely die".
- Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him
off to work
in a good mood.
- At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a
good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
- For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with
household chores.
- Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his
every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the
doctor had told
her.
"You're going to die," she replied.
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