An old married couple are sitting on the porch on
a hot summer
afternoon, and the wife says, "You know what I'd really
like right now?
An ice cream sundae."
The husband says, "I'll go get you one."
"I better write you a note. I know how forgetful
you are."
"No, no, I can remember that, simple enough, you
want an ice cream
sundae."
"And I love peanuts on top, you know that."
"Of course. I won't forget."
"Are you sure? I'd better write you a note, so
you remember to
order the peanuts on top."
"No, no, I'll remember that."
So he goes off for a while and comes back with a
Big Mac and
fries. His wife says, "I knew you'd forget the
ketchup!"