This guy decides he's going to play a little joke on his
wife one day. As
she steps out of the shower, he grabs one of her breasts
and says, "If you
firmed these up a bit, you wouldn't have to keep using
your bra." He
laughs
and laughs.
The next morning, he again catches her as she finishes
her shower and grabs
her ass and says "If you firmed this up a bit, you
wouldn't have to keep
using your girdle." Again he laughs and laughs, while
his wife plots her
revenge.
The next morning as he steps out of the shower, his
wife grabbed his
penis and says, "If you firmed this up a bit, I
wouldn't need to keep sleeping
with your brother."
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