Mom runs in and says "Young man! We don't use that kind of language in this house! Go to your room for two hours and think about what you have done wrong!"

So he goes to his room, and two hours later comes out and starts playing with his train again.

Mom hears the train stop and hears her son say: "Thank you for riding Amtrak. Be sure and take all your belongings with you and we hope you had a pleasant ride. For those of you boarding please store carry-ons under your seat. Smoking is only permitted in the dining car. And for those of you that have a problem with the two hour delay... Blame the damn bitch in the kitchen!"