For decades two heroic statues, one male and one
female,faced each
other in a city park,until one day an angel came down from
heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to
them, "that
I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring
you both
to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything
you want
to." And with a clap of his hand, the angel brought the
statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly but soon
dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged
a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of
branches. Fifteen minutes later the two statues
emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the
angel, winking conspiratorically.
Grinning even more widely, the female statue
turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only
this time you hold the pigeon down, and I'll
shit on it's head.
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