Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they
are told to seperate
into two lines. One for all the husbands that are under
their wives
control and they other for those that control their
wives.
After the men seperate one of the angels notices that
their are nineteen
men in the first line and only one in the second.
The angel walks up to the man and asks why he was so sure
of his
independence.
"That's easy," said the fellow, "My wife told me to stand
here!"