On the night of a Halloween costume party a
couple were having trouble picking suitable
outfits. After a while the wife got mad and
stormed out of the room.
Fifteen minutes
later she came back completely naked execpt
for a lemon between her legs.
The husband
looked at her for a moment and then stormed
out of the room himself. Twenty minutes
passed and then he came back himself with
a potato around his dick.
The wife gave him
a wierd look and then the husband replied
"If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a
dictator".
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