Four southern ladies were sitting around having Bloody
Marys and talking about how much their husbands loved
them. The first one says, "My husband loves me so much
that he bought me a diamond ring." But, of course, she was
in such a hurry she forgot her rings, but all the women
still said, "Oh, how nice." The second woman says, "Well,
my husband loves me so much he got me a fur coat." But it
was the middle of July and too hot to wear a coat, but
still all the ladies said, "Oh, how nice." So then the
third woman says, "Well, my husband loves me so much he
bought me a Mercedes-Benz." And, of course, she was being
chauffeured in the family Buick." So they all looked at
the fourth woman and said, "Well, honey, how much does
your husband love you?" She replied, "He loves me so much
that he bought me lesson to a charm school so I could
learn to say 'Oh, how nice' instead of saying 'You lying
bitch' after everything you ladies say."
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