Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the
house exclaiming
"Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off
of me fly? I
canny button me pants."
"Oh Angus...I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the
stairs and see
if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a
bit of yelling
and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody
nose comes
Angus. The little lady looks at him and says "My God,
what happened to
ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye" says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button
and she did.
Everything was goin' fine but when she bent down to bite
off the wee
thread...Mr. MacDonald walked in..."
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