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Pickup Lines - Rejections

I know how to please a woman
Then please leave me alone


I want to give myself to you
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts


May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?


Your hair colour is fabulous
Thank You. Its on aisle three at the corner drug store


You look like a dream
Go back to sleep


I can tell that you want me
Yes, I want you to leave


Hey baby, whats your sign?
Do not enter, or Stop


I'd go through anything for you
Lets start with your bank account


May I have the last dance?
You've just had it


I would go to the end of the world for you
Yes, but would you stay there?


Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine


Your body is a temple
Sorry, there are no services today


Is this seat empty?
Yes and this one will be too if you sit down


Whats it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?


Haven't I seen you some place before?
Yeah, thats why I don't go there anymore


If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing

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