There were 3 men sitting at a bar, one
man said,
"Doesn't it suck when you say
something you don't
mean to say?"
The one of other guys said, "Like
what?"
"Well one time I was at a train
station and I went to buy
a ticket. The women selling
tickets had a great rack, I
meant to say, 'Can I have a ticket
to pittsburg,' but it
came out as, 'can i have a picket
to titsburg?'"
The guys all laugh and a different
guy says, "The same
thing happened to me, at
breakfast one morning I
meant to say to my wife, 'Can you
please pass the
butter,' but it came out as, 'You
ruined my life you
fucking bitch.'"
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