There once was this man who worked in a pickle factory,
who had this
very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the
pickle slicer.
This went on for years, and he couldn't stand it, he
decided to seek
professional help for this odd infatuation of his. He
spends a few
months with the shrink, and the doc finally gives up and
tells the man
that his desire is so powerful to put his penis in the
pickle slicer,
that the only way to get over it was to do it. The man
gladly agrees
and says he will do it the next day at work....
The next day he comes home from work about 11am. His wife
is very
worried and asks what happened. He explains to her for
the first time
this long time desire he has had to put his dick in the
pickle slicer.
And then explains that he couldn't take it anymore and
today he did it.
She gasps and runs over to him, yanks down his pants and
briefs, only to
see his member perfectly normal and intact. She looks
back up and says
I don't understand.... what happened to the pickle slicer?
- "I think she got fired too...."
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