He would come home from work and compliment her on her Beautiful Buns; as she was doing the dishes he would expound on the virtues of her Beautiful Buns; even at church, he would lean over over and whisper to her what he wanted to do with those Beautiful Buns.

When his birthday arrived, the wife wanted to do something really special, she decided to have the words "Beautiful Buns" tatooed to her butt.

She went down to the tatoo parlor, but they said it would cost $500. This being a bit more than he was prepared to spend, she asked what she could get for $50.

After a bit of discussion they decided that for $50 the guy would tatoo just a "B" and a "B" on each cheek.

That evening when her husband walked in the door, she immediatly turned around, dropped her pants, and said "Happy Birthday!"

Her husband said "Who the hell is Bob?"