Gallagher just had a heart transplant and was
getting
instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict
diet, denied
tobacco and alcohol, and advised to get at least eight
hours' sleep a
night.
"What about my sex life?" asked the patient. "Will
it be all
right for me to have intercourse?"
"Only with your wife," said the doctor. "We don't
want you to
get too excited."