It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his
date. He's a
pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the
front door, the
girl's father answers and invites him in. Carrie's not
ready yet, so why
don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says
Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies
politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop
or a movie.
Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and
screw? I hear all
the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite
a surprise to
Bobby-so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says
Carries father,
"Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if
we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan
for the evening
was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later,
Carrie comes
downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that
she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his
date out the front
door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house,
slams the door behind her, and screams at her
father: "Dammit Daddy! It's called the
twist!"
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