A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being
payday, instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with
the boys and
spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was
confronted by a very
angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a
tirade befitting
his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and
simply said to him,
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or
three days?" To
which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and
Wednesday came and
went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling
went down just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner
of his left eye.